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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction at midday

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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Popular with: Drunks

Description

This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically hollow glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Space Address by a particular replica of President Lincoln.

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