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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Disneyland

The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1999
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four Walts

Description

This kissing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically free glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Waterfall Address by a wooden replica of President Lincoln.

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