Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Bearded Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
June 4, 1985
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Seven Seas Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could make silly comments to you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
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