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Above: The Doleland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln attraction, February 16, 2002, 1:38 a.m.
The Doleland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Miss Lincoln
September 22, 2008
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Rating for Disney-obsessed employees:
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically bony glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Norway Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of fellows.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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