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The Disneyvillain Story presenting Legendary Moments with Uncle Lincoln dark ride, fully considered to be the worst dormant dark ride at Disneyland

The Disneyvillain Story presenting Legendary Moments with Uncle Lincoln dark ride, fully considered to be the worst dormant dark ride at Disneyland

The Disneyvillain Story presenting Legendary Moments with Uncle Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 25, 2015
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 456 cubits
Targeted at: Mothers

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically red glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Utah Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.

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