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Image: The Disneyliesland Story presenting Final Moments with Rex the Dinosaur attraction, September 26, 2010, 1:41 a.m.
The Disneyliesland Story presenting Final Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
November 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten churros
This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically massive glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Endor Address by a capable replica of President Dinosaur.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic goths.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former orange tree.
- The hand-sculpted Dinosaur figure was created using a real Dinosaur fingerprint.
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