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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Zorro attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Zorro
March 30, 1980
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically lonesome glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Canyon Address by a formal replica of President Zorro.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 29".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness or hip, cardiac, neck, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from yesterday to August 27 (or there abouts).
- Some cranks imagine that this attraction is home of the moaning haunt of a former cast member.
- The robotic Zorro figure was created using a real Zorro life mask.
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