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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a séance
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
April 1, 2012
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Institute Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so checkered, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Roy Disney had a secret room planned for the space below this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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