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Photo: A fictional view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln when it's not covered in archaeologists
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
February 4, 2013
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This departing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically invincible glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Canyon Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28 teraliters.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, unstopable chattiness, or familial, hair, spinal, or romantic issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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