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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a séance

The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a séance

The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero Walts

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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Institute Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.

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