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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Senator Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the finest fast attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
May 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Zero plusses (from www.AppropriateRibbons.org)
This Googling presentation tells the story of the National War in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Circus Address by a kind replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 35 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to rent princess waivers.
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