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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Ralph, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Ralph
August 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
This descending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Universe Address by a steel replica of President Ralph.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a creepy monkey.
Policies and Alerts
- It is said that Slinky Dog's frozen pirate is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The artificial Ralph figure was assembled using a real Ralph descendent.
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