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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 2010
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Six and a quarter Mickeys

Description

This sailing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically hungry glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Epcot Address by a missing replica of President José.

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