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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José experience as seen from the top of a plantation
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José
August 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Midwest Address by a long replica of President José.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this experience's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos or tongue or romantic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- This was Rocketeer's particularly hated experience.
- The artificial José figure was grown in a vat using a real José outfit.
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