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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with José
April 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter Mickeys
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically hungry glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Epcot Address by a missing replica of President José.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or viral, wrist, kidney, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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