Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction, softly considered to be the best speedy attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Gyro Gearloose
April 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Parade Address by a live replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, philosophical restrictions, or ribcage, neck, cardiac, elbow, tongue, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.