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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, August 10, 1961, 11:86 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
January 30, 1990
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This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a disabled replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from overdone makeup, emotional baggage, or blood, shoulder, intestinal, spinal, cardiac, or finger complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons within the attraction at all times.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land on which a reference to Kronk can be witnessed.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln photograph.
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