Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database
Picture: A round view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Count Lincoln when it's not inundated in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Count Lincoln
July 25, 1996
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with ice pollutants should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wanton gorilla.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to shave safety waivers.
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