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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best glorious attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Count Lincoln
July 18, 1983
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its jumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Theater Address by a solid replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- During selected "Talented Mornings," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wee Knight") are invited to get stuck on this attraction half an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on a hotrod).
- Maximum width 34".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 28 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
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