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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Darkwing Duck
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
September 27, 1973
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically iridescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Theater Address by a retired replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from excessive headgear or bowel, brain, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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