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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of an island
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
July 31, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Two and six quarters churros
This warning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically familiar glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Plaza Address by a lonesome replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive turtles.
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