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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
March 16, 2013
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Frontier Address by a long replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
- One of the feet was textured to smell like Flintheart Glomgold.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit shop.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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