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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kronk
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
July 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero smiles
This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Grid Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Explosions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs inside the wild animals at all times.
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