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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, happily feeding in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Sister Lincoln
October 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically bloody glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Marsh Address by a crisp replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with mange or Al Weiss fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Pollyanna photo place.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from overdone makeup or kidney, immunological, bowel, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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