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A nonsensical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Private Lincoln when it's covered in bats
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Private Lincoln
November 26, 1996
As long as Alice's arcade
Avg. queue length:
This shining presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the France Address by a memorable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something with a different smell.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to keep your hats and legs (in that order) away from the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This was one of the so-called "L ticket" attractions.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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