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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Miss Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Baloo
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Miss Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing drunks
Description
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Earth Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may dissolve if you don't let them.
Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Attraction may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
Trivia
- The mouth was sculpted by Rex the Dinosaur.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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