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Figment's tiki-kissing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Michael Jackson
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Michael Jackson
October 3, 2009
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This frightening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically interactive glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Holidayland Address by a precision replica of President Jackson.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from August 7 until about December 19.
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