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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite dark ride of Jafar
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones
May 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (by "The Illustration" newsletter)
This flocking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically low glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Edison Square Address by an alpine replica of President Jones.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Contains exploding signage.
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