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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones
July 8, 2007
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically precious glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Texas Address by an unexpected replica of President Jones.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from excessive headgear or stomach, personal, kidney, or clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Darkwing Duck was once photographed carousing this attraction.
- The robotic Jones figure was grown in a vat using a real Jones outfit.
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