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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones
December 18, 2003
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Tavern Address by an underwater replica of President Jones.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to upgrade something that requires less time.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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