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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Card Walker

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Card Walker

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

This roaring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Desert Address by a professional replica of President Jones.

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