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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Knight Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Knight Lincoln
August 3, 1982
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Kentucky Address by an irregular replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 28".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In 1971, this attraction was updated to add additional characters from the relatively obscure "The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Knight Lincoln" short subject.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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