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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa attraction as seen from the top of Playland

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa attraction as seen from the top of Playland

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1977
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Favored by: Retirees

Description

This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically low glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a nautical replica of President Kaa.

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