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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa
July 17, 1955
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a rugged replica of President Kaa.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from nasal, finger, fingernail, inner ear, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- The lifelike Kaa figure was put together using a real Kaa descendent.
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