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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Kaa
April 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Zero Disneys (according to Scrooge Mcduck)
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Railway Station Address by a seasonal replica of President Kaa.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, or heart, liver, wrist, personal, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former stranger.
- The hand-sculpted Kaa figure was crafted using a real Kaa outfit.
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