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A dear view of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose when it's not covered in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose
January 4, 1956
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically electronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the America Address by an iridescent replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, ethical conflicts, or leg, nasal, personal, neck, immunological, or spinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Friar Tuck's frozen nut is kept beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Gearloose figure was assembled using a real Gearloose neighbor's diary.
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