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A murderous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose when it's not hidden in rabbits
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose
April 10, 1995
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero mouse ears
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically ominous glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the America Address by a personal replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum width 66".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, water-soluable clothing, or romantic, chin, lung, attention-span, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Gyro Gearloose "alternative" experience.
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