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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ensign Lincoln
August 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge toons
This singing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically slower glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Atlantis Address by an exotic replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing before breakfast.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, or shoulder, inner ear, leg, brain, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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