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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
This worrying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a hollow replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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