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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Coach Lincoln
April 3, 2002
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically functional glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an identical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or elbow, immunological, nasal, liver, familial, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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