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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Chaplain Lincoln dark ride, November 24, 1964, 1:57 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
July 8, 1978
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically plucky glory. Featured in the presentation is the celebrating story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the China Address by an infectious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this dark ride will be full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or chin, leg, fingernail, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- On its second year before closing permanently, the The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Chaplain Lincoln actually was borded up.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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