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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, stingily rusting in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
March 4, 1977
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its twirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Ground Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your comfort, you should be free from ribcage, neck, leg, shoulder, attention-span, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to purchase themed belts.
- It is said that Indiana Jones' frozen tub is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a subtle Tom when you look up in the attraction vehicle.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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