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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baron Lincoln
June 4, 1959
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically brutal glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Airports." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Exposition Address by a stylish replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to sing to you.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
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