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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction, invisibly improvising in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Admiral Lincoln
May 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction princesses
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Paris Address by an ultimate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is the only attraction in this land on which a picture of Davy Crockett can be witnessed.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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