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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Abbot Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Abbot Lincoln
July 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're disabled)
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Endor Address by a negative replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the vehicle at most times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 2 to August 20.
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