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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction, June 15, 2004, 11:17 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Uncle Lincoln
August 29, 1997
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically charming glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Death Star Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or ankle, finger, stomach, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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