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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Tommy Cole attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Tommy Cole
August 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Japan Address by a native replica of President Cole.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Group 11 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where milk is free.
- The hand-sculpted Cole figure was crafted using a real Cole description from his autobiography.
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