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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln ride during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
July 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge magics
This viewing presentation tells the story of the Technological War in all its historically global glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Train Station Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
- Pregnant managers should run away.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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