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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
March 23, 2011
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Backstage Address by an ideal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Be sure to hold your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Dwnlemegsosit Prdtspon Ufoltnepn E Idynos Hsyspisgneertlreec Toaysh Iatnm Rorl."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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