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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Oz
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
November 11, 2014
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically visible glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a scenic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 35".
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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