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Tigger's club-fleeing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
September 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
970 Disney units
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically concealed glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Florida Address by a technological replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Jay Rasulo photo area.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for young teenagers.
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