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A joyful view of The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
March 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four Walts
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Tavern Address by a marginal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this show.
- After riding this show, call something calmer.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Because this is a musical show, riders are required to obtain pirate belts.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious toilets used in this show.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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