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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a region
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
April 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (according to www.LaughingBanjo.com)
This whistling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
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