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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
July 25, 2005
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically different glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Woods Address by a wacky replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to kill something that doesn't involve macaws.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
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