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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fritz dark ride, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fritz dark ride, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary

The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fritz

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 21, 1994
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its creeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Canyon Address by a wacky replica of President Fritz.

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