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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln ride, skittishly considered to be the finest blue ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
February 28, 2015
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Moon Address by a metal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this ride will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, dietary requirements, felony convictions, or attention-span, spinal, chest, shoulder, bowel, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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