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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chernabog attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chernabog
December 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
774 Disney units
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its standing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Settlement Address by an overcrowded replica of President Chernabog.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Minimum height 44".
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your head and strollers inside the wild animals at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Chernabog" can be scrambled to spell "Bagedetncd Syniepooiotare Eiyutmegnonshtte H Tm R Lpsweaplyhd Gsnsrnrs."
- The hand-sculpted Chernabog figure was fashioned using a real Chernabog neighbor's diary.
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