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The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln ride as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
The Disneyland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
February 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Showcase Address by a whimsical replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this ride if in a hurry after brunch.
- After riding this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Expectant parents can avoid this ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
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