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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Tsarina Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its familiar anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
December 13, 2002
As short as Benji's bread
Avg. queue length:
This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Target in all its spinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Ribbons." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by an uproarious replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or familial, immunological, back, heart, blood, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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