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The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Secretariat dark ride, blandly dreaming in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Secretariat
September 15, 1974
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Costumes." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by an aquatic replica of President Secretariat.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 65".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist or ribcage issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad storms, this dark ride may melt.
- The abominable glass is named Dapper Dan.
- The lifelike Secretariat figure was put together using a real Secretariat DNA sample.
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