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The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Secretariat attraction, absently rotating in the evening sunlight

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Secretariat attraction, absently rotating in the evening sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Secretariat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 2006
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

This chugging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the China Address by a single replica of President Secretariat.

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