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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1987
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: First-time drunks
Description
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its bending glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Horizon Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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