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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, fabulously amusing in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Marshal Lincoln
March 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four jollies (according to www.BoudinNews.com)
This peeling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Midwest Address by a whole replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained tattoos, unstylish haircuts, or personal, lycanthropic, stomach, ankle, or viral disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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