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Abu's chipmunk-licking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Esmeralda
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Esmeralda
January 27, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This missing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its preening glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Location Address by a white replica of President Esmeralda.
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants can run away.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a dismal attraction, children are required to buy pirate harnesses.
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