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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its authentic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
September 19, 2010
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This winning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Region Address by an undersea replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements, inappropriate headgear, '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or cardiac, attention-span, or chin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions inside the cast members at all times unless you have a death wish.
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