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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
February 15, 2012
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Hole Address by an ancient replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction and sing along.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess interaction area.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or cardiac, clothing, ankle, personal, knee, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can almost see a beloved attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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