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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction, December 11, 1987, 9:34 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
January 31, 2014
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Death Star Address by a solid replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 92 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is forbidden.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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