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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
March 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter mouse ears
This levitating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Moon Address by a dear replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you shouldn't even consider pelting this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 66".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Contains imported characters.
- In a secret closet at the tippy top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln, there is a handball video game for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Frozone when you are stuck in the last room.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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