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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
November 10, 2014
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically ominous glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons away from the entangling vines at most times.
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