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Above: Mater's jar-swashbuckling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
January 22, 2006
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its heaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Exposition Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ankle or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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