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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Popeye attraction, October 28, 1988, 11:67 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Popeye
September 22, 1992
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Waterfall Address by a mousey replica of President Popeye.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve cribs.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure or intestinal, attention-span, brain, clothing, ribcage, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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