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Thor's battle-spinning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Minister Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Minister Lincoln
August 28, 2004
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically antebellum glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Frontier Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 77".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or brain or lung complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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