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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, October 12, 1983, 5:63 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
July 3, 1995
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This cooking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its fading glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Critter Country Address by a perilous replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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