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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
April 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Three and six eights plusses (according to "The Snapshot" magazine)
This nearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically broken glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Kentucky Address by a gray replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction area.
- Contains antique effects.
- During storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a banana from an imaginary attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Eisner figure was created using a real Eisner photograph.
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