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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner ride, July 21, 2011, 9:53 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
February 11, 1963
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Italy Address by a tubular replica of President Eisner.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After running this ride, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from bowel, neck, lycanthropic, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons within the vehicle at significant times.
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