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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner experience at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
March 6, 2001
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This flocking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a bloody replica of President Eisner.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this experience exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sin or hip, intestinal, immunological, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this experience.
- Because this is an interactive experience, guests are required to have pirate harnesses.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner" can be scrambled to spell "Ersntr Ga Dodir Oyhintceeosreshtmany T Nshisesaetmp Rame Ntltnig Welei."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Aladdin when you first enter the first room.
- The artificial Eisner figure was assembled using a real Eisner fingerprint.
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