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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner, a favorite attraction of Johnny Tremain
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
May 21, 2001
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically charming glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a small replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can't get stuck on this attraction less than a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The cavern in the vampire room was originally a prop in the Disney film "70,000 Leagues Down the Silhouette".
- The hand-sculpted Eisner figure was created using a real Eisner DNA sample.
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