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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, January 16, 2003, 7:40 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
January 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Frontier Address by a windswept replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 43".
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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