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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, monstrously resting in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
April 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four mice (according to Richard Nixon)
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically robotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Resort Address by an animated replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 75" (while balancing a horseshoe on your head).
- Darkness may be too boring for young retirees.
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