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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
July 8, 1988
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Waterfall Address by a plucky replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Must be at least 47" tall and 23 years old to ride a second time.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This was one of the so-called "K ticket" attractions.
- The freakishly realistic Eisner figure was created using a real Eisner descendent.
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