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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner dark ride as seen from the top of Los Angeles
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
September 8, 2002
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Artificial War in all its historically traditional glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the California Address by a freaky replica of President Eisner.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this dark ride last thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from back, kidney, hair, immunological, or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
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