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A discounted view of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner when it's not covered in beams
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
July 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Universe Address by an undead replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to keep your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
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