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Launchpad Mcquack's shipwreck-falling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
August 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of X jollies
This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Foolish War in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Horizon Address by a scary replica of President Eisner.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from January 17 until something like June 26 (or there abouts).
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