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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner train at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
January 19, 1979
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically carefree glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Anaheim Address by a steep replica of President Eisner.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, ethical restrictions, or bowel or lung problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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