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The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner, a favorite attraction of Jessie
The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner
June 26, 1957
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Resort Address by a talented replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The top of The Disneyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Michael Eisner can be viewed from as far away as Anaheim.
- The artificial Eisner figure was assembled using a real Eisner life mask.
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